What's up with my male characters?

These characters might appear in some future projects. But don't ask me, what it'll be!.. I just posted them because they look funny : )

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Today I dreamed that I shaved of my sideburns.

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Yesterday in school...
One boy: "Here he comes!"
The other boy: "Didn't you mean 'she'..?"
-My first "Matching"-Experience-
Transsexuals describe it as "faboulous" and "the final goal
of all their dream-wish-phantasies".
I had to laugh.

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At regular intervals I'm asking myself, what it would be like, if I was a boy..
- "Dumb joke below the belt!" - "Dumb joke below the belt"
Furthermore I would try the following things...
-' Oh yeah, I'm looking like a lesbian!...'

...from my diary...

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to make this feminism-post complete,
listen to the awesome Nellie McKay