An den Wachteln kratzen

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Dear english-speaking readers,

this is a post about the saying "Don't get on my tits!" versus "Don't get on my balls" and the question whether men and women could use it alike. In Germany women rarely say "Don't get on my balls" (in German, of course), whereas I heard that it's quite common for men to say "Don't get on my tits!". Then I'm searching for an expression that could be used by both genders and could name both tits and balls. My friend came up with the expression "quail" and now it's "Don't get on my quails!" or in German "Geh mir nicht auf die Wachteln!"

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Yuck! There is unicorn-meat in my squirrel-lasagne!

Sorry, dear non-German-speakers, I can't translate this...
But thanks for visiting my blog!

Peta reloaded ; )

Guest post by my sista  Ulla Loge!

Wie viele vegane Sadisten kennst Du?....

After watching the new PETA-commercial I did not only realize that there really is an antifeminist backlash but also what world view this animal rights group seems to have:
-Bunnies and other cute animals - all other (not so beautiful) animals - vergans - men - fruits - vegetables - cereals - water - women
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TRIGGER WARNING because of belittlement/ glorification of sexual violence.
TRIGGER WARNUNG: Verharmlosung/Verherrlichung von sexualisierter Gewalt.

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The occupy-movement of the cats:

"Come on, Schnurri, move! I have to got to work at my bank!"

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Why oh why can't I eat you? You are so so selfish!!!

Im Tierladen

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Sorry, no translation because of word-play

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Radioactivity is invisible.

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Cat-Sticks
...from, with and for cats!

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CHEW EVERY BITE 100 TIMES!
...fortunately health tips like these weren't en vogue,
when certain fairy-tail-figures were up to no good...

Die Schönsten

 

The most beautiful ones
"You are just jealous!"
"You are just jealous!"

"You are just jealous!"

puff!

Ode an meine Katze

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